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Best Films I Watched This Year - 2025

Best Films I Watched This Year - 2025

I watched a lot of movies last year. Fueled in part by my wife being deep in the grad school grind (Nurse Practitioner, thanks for asking), as well as the settling in of a bunch of habits, barely a day went by in which I didn't watch some

By Austin Noto-Moniz 04 Feb 2026
2025 Wrap-Up

2025 Wrap-Up

If you're just interested in my top ten, you can skip my preamble and other categories by clicking here. As 2026 dawns, I'm less certain than ever where this art form I love so much is headed. The financial health of the business continues to falter.

By Austin Noto-Moniz 01 Jan 2026

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Backrooms

Backrooms

"We all have our loops."

By Austin Noto-Moniz 02 Jun 2026
Quick Hits: May 2026

Quick Hits: May 2026

A quieter month, but it included some of the best of the year, which took up all my oxygen.

By Austin Noto-Moniz 01 Jun 2026
Tuner

Tuner

"Most of the pianos I fix never get played; they're just decorative. This one matters."

By Austin Noto-Moniz 31 May 2026
Blue Heron

Blue Heron

For the first chunk of Sophy Romvari's semi-autobiographical debut feature, it's not entirely clear what shape the story will take. It's introduced by a woman filming a cute seaside town, with a line or two of voice-over (presumably spoken by her) indicating that in

By Austin Noto-Moniz 27 May 2026
I Love Boosters

I Love Boosters

"What you call fashion is really just making art out of life it fucking self."

By Austin Noto-Moniz 26 May 2026
Corporate Retreat

Corporate Retreat

"We don't want your money. We want your transcendence."

By Austin Noto-Moniz 25 May 2026
Obsession

Obsession

"All we have is time."

By Austin Noto-Moniz 19 May 2026
Is God Is

Is God Is

"Them twins burnin’. They been burnin’."

By Austin Noto-Moniz 16 May 2026
Quick Hits: April 2026

Quick Hits: April 2026

With this, I'm caught up.

By Austin Noto-Moniz 15 May 2026
Quick Hits: March 2026

Quick Hits: March 2026

A baker's dozen of my thoughts.

By Austin Noto-Moniz 08 May 2026
Erupcja

Erupcja

"She told you Warsaw was the most romantic city in Poland? Not, like, Kraków?"

By Austin Noto-Moniz 06 May 2026
Mother Mary

Mother Mary

"This is what you do. You give people the gift of giving a shit about you."

By Austin Noto-Moniz 02 May 2026
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