Pillion
"The pleasure you give / the pain that you bring / I'll take it all, Ray / for you are my king"
"The pleasure you give / the pain that you bring / I'll take it all, Ray / for you are my king"
...I guess we're doing this.
"Inhale. Exhale. You are safe. You are calm. You are exactly where you need to be."
"Time. Machine. Plan."
"It's just something we say to each other online."
"Blue is always blue, no matter how small."
"I know it's not chic to be the last one at the party, but I think…I just hate going home."
Full disclosure: I know a few of the people involved with making this movie. When adapting a novel of fully realized characters and a twisty plot containing multiple red herrings, directors and screenwriters have a bunch of choices to make. Books don't translate directly to the screen, no
I watched a lot of movies last year. Fueled in part by my wife being deep in the grad school grind (Nurse Practitioner, thanks for asking), as well as the settling in of a bunch of habits, barely a day went by in which I didn't watch some
"You ever hunt?...I think I like it..."
Until a few weeks ago, I'd never heard of the video game Iron Lung. Neither had I heard of the YouTube channel Markiplier, much less Mark Fischbach, whose name it bears. His feature film debut (which he wrote, directed, edited, and starred in) only came to my attention
"You are speaking to the Mercy Court. I'm AI Judge Maddox."
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"I never / did believe / that I ever / could be saved / without giving / up all / to God."
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"How's that?"
Pop Culture Maniacs
While the zombie movie refuses to die, it's certainly not thriving. In the years since the onset of COVID-19, only a handful of films featuring the archetypal monster in one form or another get released every year, and vanishingly few cause a stir. It should come as no
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"Before we can fool others, we first need to fool ourselves."
Year End
If you're just interested in my top ten, you can skip my preamble and other categories by clicking here. As 2026 dawns, I'm less certain than ever where this art form I love so much is headed. The financial health of the business continues to falter.
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"I have a purpose. And if you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not. It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through. And with that obligation comes sacrifice."
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For the first time since the 90s, James Cameron has released two movies in the same decade.
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"Juice is a privilege, and we don't drink it out of a dirty glass."
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"The problem with being a tight ass is you never know when your ass is right."
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"It's not lying. It's looking at things another way."
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“Nothing much was supposed to happen to me. I was supposed to get married, have children, do needlepoint, I guess, then die.”
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"We are able to do away with domestic tyranny only when we make all men answerable to the law, so that it can never happen again."