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Haunted Mansion
Why'd they have to spoil the one fun cameo in the trailer?
Austin Noto-Moniz
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Talk To Me
Teenagers in a horror movie always spell trouble.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Go ninja go ninja go!
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Sympathy for the Devil
I'm never going to think of tuna melts the same way again.
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They Cloned Tyrone
Collectively, this weekend shall be known as They Cloned Barbenheimer.
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Oppenheimer
How do you make a biopic about a man whose most celebrated achievements have left such a destructive and horrifying legacy?
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Barbie
Ya know, I never thought about how horses are just man-extenders.
Year End
My Top 10 From 2022
Yes, I know 2023 is more than half over.
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Desperate Souls, Dark City and the Legend of Midnight Cowboy
A doc that fails to justify its existence
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The Blackening
I don't think I've seen another movie mention Spades, never mind spend so much time on it.
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Joy Ride
Things I didn't expect in this movie include (but are not limited to): Baron Davis; a pussy tat; and Chinese Adam Driver.
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Return to Seoul
Existing in a world with intentional and distinct distance, and no desire to bridge it.