The Invite
"People forget that they deserve more. Somewhere along the way, they start living on crumbs."
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Minions & Monsters
"Baby! Piñata, carbonara, lasagna."
You Should Also Watch - 2026
My mid-year check-in post.
Quick Hits: June 2026
A more productive month means fewer unreviewed releases.
Supergirl
"You are not always nice, but you are kind. You are not always perfect, but you are good"
Leviticus
Although Jennifer Kent's debut film, The Babadook, brought international attention to the Australian horror scene, little would come of it until nearly a decade later. Talk to Me kicked off the wave we're currently riding, for better or for worse (mostly better). That's fortunate
The Death of Robin Hood
"Knives cut bread as well as they do flesh. It's a question of balance."
The Furious
"Who are you, really?"
Disclosure Day
"Don't be afraid of what you don't know."
Carolina Caroline
"How do you tell if you're good people pretending to be bad, or just bad people pretending to be good?"
Masters of the Universe
"By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!"
Backrooms
"We all have our loops."
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Quick Hits: May 2026
A quieter month, but it included some of the best of the year, which took up all my oxygen.
New Releases
Tuner
"Most of the pianos I fix never get played; they're just decorative. This one matters."
New Releases
Blue Heron
For the first chunk of Sophy Romvari's semi-autobiographical debut feature, it's not entirely clear what shape the story will take. It's introduced by a woman filming a cute seaside town, with a line or two of voice-over (presumably spoken by her) indicating
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I Love Boosters
"What you call fashion is really just making art out of life it fucking self."
Pop Culture Maniacs
Corporate Retreat
"We don't want your money. We want your transcendence."
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Obsession
"All we have is time."
New Releases
Is God Is
"Them twins burnin’. They been burnin’."
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Quick Hits: April 2026
With this, I'm caught up.
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Quick Hits: March 2026
A baker's dozen of my thoughts.
New Releases
Erupcja
"She told you Warsaw was the most romantic city in Poland? Not, like, Kraków?"
New Releases
Mother Mary
"This is what you do. You give people the gift of giving a shit about you."
New Releases
Fuze
Following the staggering success of Avatar in 2009, Sam Worthington disappeared into a labyrinth of anonymous thrillers and franchise starters (well, attempted franchise starters) and a few romance films. Most have been long since forgotten trash that he failed to elevate. Some did better than others at the box office,